Celebrate your love of literacy and join me at the South Sound Reading Foundation's Annual Books by the Bay event! Come say hello, get a signed copy of my book, and enjoy some fabulous music, food and fun while helping get more books into the hands of kids in the South Sound community!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE! (this is a 21+ event)

Friday, September 19th, 2025

• Olympia Country and Golf Club, starting at 5:30 pm

• Award winning, best selling authors (like me)

• Live Music by Pinniped

• The Tipsy Mermaid Signature Cocktail along with wine, beer, and heavy appetizers.

• More: Punch Wall, Blind Date with a Book, For the Love of Literacy Silent Auction, Panowicz Raffle & More

SIP WINE & SAVE WILDLIFE (while I badmouth birds) at the Woodland Park Zoo –  Join me Friday, 6/6 at the Woodland Park Zoo for a 21+ evening of wine and wildlife in Seattle, WA — Whether you’re a seasoned wine enthusiast or just looking for a fun night out, WPZ’s Tasting Flight event is a great way to support exemplary animal care, education efforts at the zoo, and local and global conservation projects. All. While. Drinking. Wine.

This event runs two nights, 6/5 & 6/6 from 4pm - 8:30, and I’ll be speaking twice each night (at 5:15 pm & 7:00pm), so there is ample opportunity to hear me cuss in between tasting wines from 60 local wineries, having Ambassador animal encounters, and strolling though an entire after-hours kid-free zoo…

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

SIP WINE & SAVE WILDLIFE (while I badmouth birds) at the Woodland Park Zoo –  Join me Friday, 6/6 at the Woodland Park Zoo for a 21+ evening of wine and wildlife in Seattle, WA — Whether you’re a seasoned wine enthusiast or just looking for a fun night out, WPZ’s Tasting Flight event is a great way to support exemplary animal care, education efforts at the zoo, and local and global conservation projects. All. While. Drinking. Wine.

This event runs two nights, 6/5 & 6/6 from 4pm - 8:30, and I’ll be speaking twice each night (at 5:15 pm & 7:00pm), so there is ample opportunity to hear me cuss in between tasting wines from 60 local wineries, having Ambassador animal encounters, and strolling though an entire after-hours kid-free zoo…

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

SIP WINE & SAVE WILDLIFE (while I badmouth birds) at the Woodland Park Zoo –  Join me Thursday, 6/5 at the Woodland Park Zoo for a 21+ evening of wine and wildlife in Seattle, WA — Whether you’re a seasoned wine enthusiast or just looking for a fun night out, WPZ’s Tasting Flight event is a great way to support exemplary animal care, education efforts at the zoo, and local and global conservation projects. All. While. Drinking. Wine.

This event runs two nights, 6/5 & 6/6 from 4pm - 8:30, and I’ll be speaking twice each night (at 5:15 pm & 7:00pm), so there is ample opportunity to hear me cuss in between tasting wines from 60 local wineries, having Ambassador animal encounters, and strolling though an entire after-hours kid-free zoo…

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

My last tour stop for Worst Birds Ever, is Thursday, 4/3 at Roundabout Books in Bend, OR — Come hear me curse about birds and get your book signed! Don’t miss it!!

I’m very happy to be back at one of my favorite places, Browsers Bookshop in Olympia, WA, Saturday, 3/29 at 2:00 PM. Join me for a talk and reading, and say hello while you get your copy of Worst Birds Ever signed!

CDA, here I come! I’ll be in Lake City at The Well-Read Moose on Friday, 3/28 at 6:00 PM. I will be speakiong, doing a reading, Q&A, and book signing for my newest book, Worst Birds Ever. Come say ‘hi’ and hear me curse in person.

Holy smokes! I’ll be at Auntie’s Bookstore in Spokane, WA on Thursday, 3/27 at 7:00 PM — If you’re in the area, you should come out to see me curse at birds and get your copy of my new book, Worst Birds Ever signed! (profanity laced inscriptions upon request)

Where’s my Seattle people at? Come see me at Elliot Bay Books on Wednesday, 3/26 at 7:00 PM —  I’ll be speaking about my new book, dropping profanity, and signing copies. Damn. Don’t miss it.

This is a free event, but it is ticketed: RSVP here before seats are gone.

ATX! I’m at BookPeople in Austin, TX at 4:00 PM on Saturday, 3/22. Stop on by — I’ll be jawin’ about my new book, doing som cussin’ and signing copies.

It’s a free event but it’s ticketed, so please RSVP here.

Find me in Albuquerque, NM at Books on the Bosque, Friday, 3/14 at 6:00 PM — Come on by, hear me use some four-letter words, ask me some questions, and get a copy of my latest book, Worst Birds Ever signed by yours truly!

You’ll find me at the Bookies (signing, not betting) in Denver, CO on Thursday, 3/13 at 7:00 PM. Hear me use profanity in person! I’ll be speaking and signing copies of my new book, Worst Birds Ever…

Excited to be in Phoenix, AZ, at Changing Hands Bookstore on Wednesday, 3/12 at 6:30 PM — I’ll be giving a short talk, answering your questions, and signing books to celebrate the launch of my new book, Worst Birds Ever ! Don’t be shy, stop in and say hello!

I’ll be signing copies of my new book at Posman Books (Chelsea Market) on Tuesday, 2/25 at 3:00 PM. Swing on by and say hello. I’ll even write the F-word in your copy of Worst Birds Ever, if you ask politely.

I will be signing copies of my new book at The Tenement Museum Book and Gift Shop in NYC on Tuesday 2/25 at 1:00 PM — stop by, say hello, and check out 100 years of New York City History.

The Tenement Museum is a nonprofit cultural institution that welcomes you into the historically recreated homes of immigrants, migrants and refugees. You can help support them by visiting the museum and making purchases in the Book and Gift Shop.

Lookin’ to get a signed copy of my book? Fuhgeddaboudit — I’ll be at the Union Square Barnes & Noble at 4:00 PM on Monday, 2/24 — all you gotta do is come by.

Ayy, I’m signin’ here! These vagabond shoes will be at the Strand Bookstore in New York City at 3:00 PM on Monday 2/28 – I’m just there long enough to sign some copies of my new book and hang out with staff and customers for a bit, so come in and teach me your favorite New Yorker swears. Seriously, I want to know.